Inspired by the best Edinburgh Fringe joke results, I came across these one-liners
A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When Iquizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time….
I was at a cash point yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could
check her balance, so I pushed her over.
A new Middle East crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was
refused permission to broadcast ‘The Flintstones’. A spokesman for the
channel said. “A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand
the humour, but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.”
My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our
local pet shop and they were £70!!! B******s to this, I thought, I can
get one cheaper off the web.
Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
I start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move.I was driving this morning when I saw an RAC van parked up. The driver was
sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself
‘that guy’s heading for a breakdown.’